I am very open minded and adventurous (even if I says so myself) but yesterday as I was checking the mini bar in my hotel I came across THE INTIMACY LOVEKIT, goodness. First time I have ever seen such a thing in a mini bar fridge. For $20 you can get Vibrating Couples Rings - one use - last 17-25 minutes (ok); Add Magic Lubricant (ah huh); Don't Stop Massage Oil (yup) and 2 x Safe is Sexy Condoms (yay) all very San Francisco. Now imagine going to a conference and the Faculty Manager going through the hotel bill to take off the wine and M&Ms and coming across that expense - hey Jill Barnes, one day I will try to squeeze that one through, that is a promise! But look what happens when you put a load of Fender Stratocasters into the hands of players - they play, sheer indulgence:
